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So Stacey and Bradley broke up, again. What’s new?

I couldn’t believe my ears a few weeks ago when I realised that Stacey is only meant to be around 18 or 19.

How many 18/19 year olds do you know that have been married, divorced, remarried, had several affairs including one with her husbands father, had one abortion and is already trying again?

Mind you, this is soap land. I must remember that…in soap terms that’s actually a pretty quiet 4 years.

In other tonights Eastenders news…what was with that Ronnie and Christian dance? Were they trying to be ironic? Back story, it’s school reunion time, Ronnie doesn’t want to go because she wasn’t popular school, Christian convinces her to go and pretend he’s her husband, off they pop, song comes on that poor old unpopular Ronnie would never have dared dance to back in the day — cue Christian leading her onto the dance floor for some seriously cheesy and Dirty Dancingesque moves…that everyone else in the place deems fit enough to stand around in a circle clapping and cheering at.

Please.