Archive for March 1st, 2009

Pranks are meant to be funny.

antdecdm1810_468x414On tonight’s Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway they pulled a woman out of the audience to take part in a game, as they do each week. She was a ‘prankster’ and they devised a game called ‘Prankety Prank’, based of course on ‘Blankety Blank’, where she had to admit to her pranks in order to win prizes.

Here are some of her pranks:

She put maggots in her boyfriends lunch box when she was mad at him.
She fed her friend cat food when he did not want to eat the Chinese meal she was planning.
She was sick in her friends sink and used his toothbrush to shove it down the plug hole, then put it back without telling him.
She stole her friends Christmas day turkey as she had forgotten to get one herself.
She was sick in her friends fish tank, killing her fish.

Oh har har har, hilarious pranks there huh?

Except, not. There’s nothing funny about a single one of those, nor would I describe them as pranks — those are just the actions of a truly unpleasant and selfish woman who can’t handle her booze.

Seriously. I am not just being a boring old grump, am I?

Those things are not funny.