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		<title>Is that a UNITARD?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever most of my friend go away on vacations they stay in hotels, but my husband and I much prefer a lovely vacation rental instead. Firstly it&#8217;s often a lot cheaper for what you get out of it and we just prefer the freedom that comes with being able to do your own thing Earlier, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.1netez.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/41ZVG8KCFTL._AA280_-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="41ZVG8KCFTL._AA280_" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-3465" />Whenever most of my friend go away on vacations they stay in hotels, but my husband and I much prefer a lovely <a href="http://www.vacationrental.org">vacation rental</a> instead. Firstly it&#8217;s often a lot cheaper for what you get out of it and we just prefer the freedom that comes with being able to do your own thing <img src='http://www.1netez.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Earlier, I was on <a href="http://www.vacationrental.org">Vacation Rental.org</a>, just having a look around and a bit of a daydream about the summer when we next get to go away and I saw a commercial they have posted on their blog. It features superhero UNITARD who spends his time trying to stop people making bad choices about their own  vacations.</p>
<p>Take a look at the <a href="http://www.vacationrental.org/info/blogs/funny-vacation-rental-commercial---unitard.html">vacation rental commercial</a> for yourself here <img src='http://www.1netez.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Johnny Allen needs to understand the word &#8216;injury&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adverts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s the advert that comes on telly during the day time, featuring Johnny Allen from Eastenders &#8212; and it&#8217;s the most annoying advert ever. It&#8217;s for some New York accident lawyers or something but what bothers me about it is that Johnny Allen (I don&#8217;t know his real name!) says: &#8220;Injury, that&#8217;s when you get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.1netez.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/slide-8-johnny-allen-100x100.jpg" alt="slide-8-johnny-allen" title="slide-8-johnny-allen" width="100" height="100" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2776" />There&#8217;s the advert that comes on telly during the day time, featuring Johnny Allen from Eastenders &#8212; and it&#8217;s the most annoying advert <em>ever</em>. It&#8217;s for some <a href="http://www.fightingforyou.com">New York accident lawyers</a> or something but what bothers me about it is that Johnny Allen (I don&#8217;t know his real name!) says:</p>
<p>&#8220;Injury, that&#8217;s when you get in an accident and it&#8217;s not your fault&#8221;</p>
<p>Errmm&#8230;no Johnny, that is not &#8216;Injury&#8217; at all.</p>
<p>&#8220;Injury: any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.&#8221;</p>
<p>Who&#8217;s fault it was is neither here nor there. I don&#8217;t know why it bothers me so much, but it really does.</p>
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		<title>American adverts are funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t watch most American adverts without cracking up, they are so different to UK ones and I guess because I hardly see them they always stand out like a sore thumb when I do. I just saw a colon cleansing reviews one and was in fits of giggles, it&#8217;s usually just the presenting style [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.1netez.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cheesydad-102_small-100x100.jpg" alt="cheesydad-102_small" title="cheesydad-102_small" width="100" height="100" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2594" />I can&#8217;t watch most American adverts without cracking up, they are so different to UK ones and I guess because I hardly see them they always stand out like a sore thumb when I do. I just saw a <a href="http://www.coloncleanser.net/">colon cleansing reviews</a> one and was in fits of giggles, it&#8217;s usually just the presenting style that does it to me but it&#8217;s made even funnier when they use words like &#8216;butt&#8217; every 5 seconds <img src='http://www.1netez.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Free Local Chat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 00:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I watch a lot of late night TV and the &#8220;chat live with hot singles now!&#8221; type ads never fail to amuse me, not because they are advertising phone chat services &#8212; just because they are so darned cheesy and to be frank most of the women they use as examples of who&#8217;s waiting on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.1netez.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/phone-chat-100x100.jpg" alt="phone-chat" title="phone-chat" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2152" />I watch a lot of late night TV and the &#8220;<a href="http://www.talk121.com">chat live </a> with hot singles now!&#8221; type ads never fail to amuse me, not because they are advertising <a href="http://www.talk121.com">phone chat </a> services &#8212; just because they are so darned cheesy and to be frank most of the women they use as examples of who&#8217;s waiting on the phone for them to talk to &#8212; ain&#8217;t all that.</p>
<p>Also the fact they charge like £1 per text and £1.50 per minute on calls etc, why on earth would people pay that sort of money when there are sites<br />
 <a href="http://www.talk121.com">free singles chat </a> on the wonderful world wide web, like Talk121.com, where you can connect with others in your area absolutely free. It seems like a pretty neat service actually, you leave and receive recorded voice messages and can then connect for a one to one chat if both parties are interested.</p>
<p>Much better than texting some random that might actually be a 60 year old granddad for £1 a pop!</p>
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		<title>Dear Advertisers, It&#8217;s not Christmas yet!</title>
		<link>http://www.1netez.net/dear-advertisers-its-not-christmas-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Viki</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[all i want for christmas is you]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t believe my ears earlier tonight while watching the X Factor, I was looking at my computer but I heard a Christmas song blasting out at me&#8230;.&#8217;All I want for Christmas, is yooooou&#8217; &#8212; It can&#8217;t be, can it? A Christmas advert in October? So I look at the TV and sure enough, there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I couldn&#8217;t believe my ears earlier tonight while watching the X Factor, I was looking at my computer but I heard a Christmas song blasting out at me&#8230;.&#8217;All I want for Christmas, is yooooou&#8217; &#8212; It can&#8217;t be, can it? A Christmas advert in <em>October</em>?</p>
<p>So I look at the TV and sure enough, there&#8217;s DFS trying to sell us sofas <em>just in time for Christmas</em>. Jeez.</p>
<p>Now I am no scrooge, Christmas is my favourite holiday&#8230;but did I mention, it&#8217;s still <strong>October</strong>, Christmas is a whole two months away. We have Halloween and Bonfire night to get through first.</p>
<p>Come December, when Christmas is allowed to start in my opinion, I will be bored to tears of it.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s such a thing as overkill you know?</p>
<p>Please save the Christmas stuff for Christmas dear advertisers, <em>please!</em>.</p>
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