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On tonight’s Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway they pulled a woman out of the audience to take part in a game, as they do each week. She was a ‘prankster’ and they devised a game called ‘Prankety Prank’, based of course on ‘Blankety Blank’, where she had to admit to her pranks in order to win prizes.

Here are some of her pranks:

She put maggots in her boyfriends lunch box when she was mad at him.
She fed her friend cat food when he did not want to eat the Chinese meal she was planning.
She was sick in her friends sink and used his toothbrush to shove it down the plug hole, then put it back without telling him.
She stole her friends Christmas day turkey as she had forgotten to get one herself.
She was sick in her friends fish tank, killing her fish.

Oh har har har, hilarious pranks there huh?

Except, not. There’s nothing funny about a single one of those, nor would I describe them as pranks — those are just the actions of a truly unpleasant and selfish woman who can’t handle her booze.

Seriously. I am not just being a boring old grump, am I?

Those things are not funny.

My darling husband to be asked me to ‘Pimp his iPhone’ earlier, quite why he couldn’t do this himself I am not sure — but since he’s hot and I rather like him I said “sure, no problem, what you want?”

He told me to just pick for him. So I went on a quest to find Simpsons, Snooker and Babe related goodies!

A quick search brought me to iPhoneAtmo.com, they offer loads of great looking iphone wallpaper absolutely free.

This is great because we hate paying for things, who doesn’t right? But we are especially tight, and proud

They already had one Simpsons wallpaper on the site and since he had the same image on his desktop at one point I knew he’d like it. Unsurprisingly they have a Babes category jam packed with content — funny that they are always the busiest areas on wallpaper sites, isn’t it? hehe — but I couldn’t possibly be seen to encourage him to look at other ladies, so I went with Homer’s brain.

This site also offers some free and complete iphone themes, which I have found are a lot harder to come across.

Best thing about the site is that you can make requests, so if you don’t already see what you fancy give them a shout and they’ll make it and add it to the site for yourself and every one else to enjoy. Hurrah.

Hubbies iPhone, consider yourself pimped!

I am thinking of making a new feature here on 1netez to house my rants on things that annoy me on the telly, and I don’t mean characters on shows — I mean silly random things that no one else probably even notices.

Like the fact that in shop scenes there are never any of those pesky customers getting in the way of the shop assistants conversations — The Cabin in Coronation Street for example is always either empty, or has one regular cast member in it. Come on now, how much would it cost you to pay the occasional extra?

Another thing that bugs me, the way that people on TV shows seem to be able to pick up any old concert tickets they desire with no consideration of the logistics or cost — want some San Antonio concert tickets for a big gig happening tonight? No problem, just wander off for a few minutes and you’ll be back with them in your hand as if by magic. Want tickets to see Coldplay? No worries, they sold out every where months ago but if you want to see them then there will be some tickets left over just for you. Want to get some Phoenix concert tickets so you can treat your new lady friend to a concert to impress her? — great, don’t worry that they actually cost a lot of money and you have no idea if she actually likes that band, just go get ‘em got.

Now truth be told, if someone went out and bought me some Philadelphia concert tickets as a surprise I would be pleased as punch, but it’s just not realistic how they do it in the TV shows and that just bothers my stupid over-thinking brain.

I am pretty sure I need to take these things less seriously and not rant for 300 words about them, that seems like the better option.

…of course on the first night in weeks that there was actually loads of shows on last night, my Internet died on me so I was unable to watch any thing.

Now I am all behind. Two episodes of Scrubs, two hours of American Idol and two hours of The Biggest Loser that I just don’t know when I will get the chance to get caught up on.

Grr.

I am not sure that I will watch American Idol this season any way though, I tend not to like it once it gets passed the auditions stage — time will tell.

…and I was so sure that it had got cancelled, or ended, or something — because I am sure I remember the last episode of the last season being a big wrap up/goodbye fest.

Oh well, maybe my memory is lying to me, it does that sometimes.

JD has a funny little beard, Elliot is still looking hot, Monica off of friends is in it and the Janitor got sacked.

Nothing else to report, other than to say; Hurrah…welcome back Scrubs.

I am finally caught up on all of my Christmas TV!

I never really understood why they put so much on on Christmas day, surely most people are doing other things?

I know we were eating, opening pressies and playing Wii games when most of this stuff was on.

I enjoyed the Doctor Who special a lot, I love David Tennant. It was mighty strange to see him without a companion though. I enjoyed Strictly Come Dancing, Kelly Brook was awesome — I think she would have won if she had not had to leave in her season. The Royle Family Special didn’t do much for me, but then it never has. Wasn’t keen on the Dancing on Ice special and I missed Festive TV Burp.

Overall a few goodies, but a disappointing Christmas TV schedule!

Roll on Celebrity Big Brother.

It’s been a while now since I had to reformat my computer, a few months at least — that maybe doesn’t sound like too long to you but to me it really is, I am terrible at getting it infected with all manner of crap and I have been known to break it more than once per week in the past.

It’s a good job the Fiance knows his stuff when it comes to computers hey? He’s the one who usually ends up trying to fix things for me bless him — he rarely complains about having to do it either. It’s like having my very own Chuck on hand — except for that my fiance actually does some work, Chuck rarely ever seems to

I have so many bookmarks, a whole folder full, of links to sites that can help with the prevention and clean up of these little messes I get myself in to and one of those links is to RegistryCleanersInfo.com, a really good registry cleaner guide that offers information about what the registry is and why you might want to clean it as well as reviews of some of the available softwares out there including one I use myself, RegCure!

When did Family Guy become so dismal? It certainly wasn’t recently, but it was only watching tonight’s that I realised just how crap it really has become.

I remember when the humour was clever, genuinely controversial and interesting. Now it’s just repetitive, trying too hard to be controversial and very base. Shame.

You know what the bigger shame is though? I’ll probably continue to watch it, it’s one of my televisual flaws…once I start watching a show I tend to stick with it. Even when I don’t like it any more.

What’s wrong with me?

I love my Saturday night TV here in the UK at the moment — the delightfully random and cheesy ‘Hole in the Wall’, much Harry Hill with both You’ve been framed and TV Burp, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Family Fortunes and of course the mighty X Factor which I am currently loving!

Tonight however, I am going out to a firework display so I am going to miss the lot. Argh.