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…that couple, erm…thingy, Shane or something.

Yeah OK so they were a pretty boring couple as far as reality contestants go, but they were nice enough and I think very much the most deserved winners. Going into the episode I wasn’t at all sure who I wanted to win but suspected that Brian and Ericka had been given the winners edit – so when it was mentioned again at the start of the episode that they had never won a leg and they got an early lead I thought that was that.

When Ericka reminded me why I disliked her earlier on during the bouncy bouncy grab the flowers challenge I decided I really didn’t want them to win and when Meghan and Cheyne ended up behind because no one seemed to know which hotel they needed to be at I thought how unfair it would be if they lost because of that and realised I really was rooting for them.

Overall a pretty good season but definitely not a classic or all time favourite.

I hear that Jeff and Jordan of BB romance/he handed her the win fame will be racing on the next season – I wonder how true that is, it seemed like for a while every season there were rumours Janelle and Dr Will were racing and it never happened.

So looks like I was right to decide not to watch this years I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here because as I predicted it has become The Katie Price Show – as I said to my mum, if I wanted to watch The Katie Price Show it’s on ITV2 constantly, so I would watch that.

It’s boring.

Despite the fact I don’t like her and know it will result in people feeling sorry for her, it’s boring having the same person do the trials each night. Yet the public vote this way every year – Fashanu, Jan Leeming, Natalie Appleton etc etc.

There are now rumours that her new boyfriend is heading into the jungle to propose to her as well, jeez.

Doesn’t sound like I am missing much anyway, usually everyone is talking about the show but I have not heard much this year so far – so I imagine it’s probably pretty dull.

Someone let me know when she’s outta there.

Like everyone else I had heard the rumours of the monster that is Jordan heading back into the celebrity jungle and I groaned – the only saving grace being that she was going to be a late entrant so I could at least watch the show for a week or so first, and then make a decision based on how much I was enjoying it, as to if I was going to continue or not.

So to say I was disapointed at the end of tonights show when they announced she’d be arriving tomorrow would be an understatement.

Now I can’t watch it at all and she’ll be in the show for at least 2 weeks (unless she gets bit by a poisionous snake, please please please please please) as that’s when people start getting voted out.

In the history of reality television, 100s of shows and 1000s of contestants there have only been three people I have had actual genuine feelings of hate towards and she’s one of them – the thing is aside from being the attention seeking twit that she is, she is also an emplyee of ITV who has been paid £350k to appear – anyone who doesn’t realise she’s going to get the worlds most positive edit and always be shown in a good light is a mug.

I’d bet my house right now that by the end of the show, she’ll have grown leaps and bounds in popularity and every one will have decided ‘Aww, she’s not that bad afterall!’

I won’t be part of it.

I think that after all the crying Natalie will have been doing over the last few days, she’ll be needing to search for the best eye cream to sort out those bags.

Oh how mean of me.

Let me say that Natalie actually should have won, as much as she was awful and it would have pained me to see her take the prize — she deserved it over Jordan who played no game at all. She just enjoyed her summer and got to the final two by dumb luck. Natalie was nothing special in terms of gameplay but at least she did play.

I actually worry of the precident Jordan’s win sets — why would any one bother even trying next year when she has proved you don’t need to?

The best part of the evening? Natalie’s face when Jesse’s vote was revealed and it wasn’t for her…hahaha, you could tell she’d already counted that one as hers in her head.

Overall, a poor season, poor final three and dire winner.

But I still love me some Big Brother USA

…Kerry Katona, when she was on I’m A Celebrity I thought she was great, really nice down to earth girl, but it seems we created a monster that series with both her and Jordan coming from it.

I just don’t understand why magazines continue to pay people like her for their stories, “My break up hell”, “My dramatic weight gain”, “I broke my nail!!” etc.

More so, why on earth do people read them? Kerry is in the trash mags again this week on some crazy new diet pill like phenocal or something, apparently it’s her last attempt to lose weight as she’s tried every thing else (and told us all in detail about every moment of it). Here’s a novel idea Kerry, stop going for the quick fixes and miracle cures which you have proven don’t work for you long term — and just eat less and move more for life.

Cripes.

I used to think that Ugg shoes were really ugly and didn’t know why any one would want to wear them, but I absolutely love them now that I have seen Jordan wearing them — I think she pulls them off really well and makes them look great. Now I want to buy some so I am going to look around online today for a good deal